Friday, September 28, 2007

Telephone Etiquette---



How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!





GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .





Press '1' for English.




Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English




And remember only two defining forces have ever


Offered to die for you,

Jesus
Christ



And the American Soldier.




One died for your soul,




The other for your freedom.




If you agree...... Keep it going


Thursday, September 27, 2007

I held it... it's finally here..

It's arrived! It is here! All hail! HALO 3!!!
As many of you know, Halo 3 was released tuesday, and ever since I've been waiting anxiously for it to arrive in the mail... well, today, it came. It is here. Don't expect to here from me for the rest of the week, I'm gonna be a little busy saving the world from total destruction and stopping the complete annihilation of the human race. ah.. 7:30 cannot come soon enough..

Also late breaking news, tomorrow is my last day of work here at the college, and I leave for anch on the 17th, and continue on down to TN that sunday.

~AKCameraGuy~

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

I'm getting married, I'm getting married!!

Now, before ya'll start saying, "so what, that ain't news, you've been engaged for 6 months and 1 day now, are you just now realizing this fact?" just wait and read on.. might learn something new.
Due to a recent chain of events, late nights in which I may have OD'd on homemade sweet tea(
found out you can make it you can make it three times as strong and twice as sweet as anything available in stores,) and various other factors, we have decided to get married... in November.
So, that being said, we are happy to announce that the date for our wedding is November 24. If you want to know all the details, give me a call, I'll be sure to make noise until you hang up, knowing most of what I remembered to tell you, which I can assure you will be very little at all. If you want the story of the last several days and all the events leading to this decision, please call me, and I'll be sure to freeze up, crash and begin a system memory dump resulting in rebooting in last known good configuration, much like the computers I've been surrounded by for much too long. And if you want answers.. read your Bible, it'll give you more than I ever would, even if I tried.(big if) (kids, take note, don't surround yourself with microsoft, stay up late and consume large amounts of caffeine and sugar, or you'll end up writing nonsense.)
*clarification- second half of post is nonsense, first half is not*
Now that many are doubting my sanity, let me assure you.. I haven't lost it.. it was never present. :P J/K God blesses insane people, too, which is the only way I can imagine that I ended up with such a wonderful girl as Megan, and why we'll be getting married after 8 months of engagement!

~AKCameraGuy~

P.S. I love you, Meg!